He approached the urinal and saw a watering can below it.
I hope no one pees in the watering can, he thought.
Good Lord, the watering can thought. I hope he doesn’t pee in me.
As he peed, the man kicked the watering can under the sink. So no one would pee in it.
Fuck, thought the can, which had been creeping along the floor for the better part of a week. I’ll be late for the party.